He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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