I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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