guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
there is puke in my bra ... again
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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