My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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