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• (718): View more from New York

  If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I did the walk of shame to church this morning.

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  hooker boots and all?

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  Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.

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  I'm okay with that.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.

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  Welcome to my everyday.

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