Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...