i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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