I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT