please come you make the beer taste better
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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