she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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