White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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