So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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