Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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