haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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