they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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