now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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