well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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