Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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