She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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