Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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