Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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