This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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