im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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