Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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