He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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