After last night, I could never be a politician.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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