Non-Jews are for practice
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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