Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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