put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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