just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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