When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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