just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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