Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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