We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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