White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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