After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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