this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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