apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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