You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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