Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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