just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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