im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Oh god it's open bar.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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