Porn is love you can see.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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