You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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