Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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