can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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