You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
lets start a swedish sibling band together
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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