just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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