Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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