I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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