Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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