normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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