Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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