You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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