is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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