Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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