Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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