He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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