is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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