My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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