He is an equal opportunity slut.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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