No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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